Brief bio: I'm female, Welsh-American, and 29. I have two lovely husbands (polyamory, look it up or ask me, I'm always happy to blather, and no, it isn't legal), turbinerocks and ilthuain and a cat that I insist on calling the baby, though his name is Sambuca, and he is full grown. My girlfriend is the ever lovely, and completely enthralling twilightspeaks, though she currently lives in California. ;_; We also have a Kiwi living with us, kyhwana, who slaves over a hot computer for room and board. I work at a secure residential psychiatric facility, which basically means a locked door group home for chronically mentally ill clients. And I do the online Harry Potter roleplaying live journal thing.
Okay, on to the quotes, because they are cooler than me!
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
-Hunter S. Thompson, from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Life is not a support system for art. It is the other way around.
Language is a virus.
-William S. Burroughs
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
-Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.